i just got home from walking (with zombies) and

did you guys know that whenever you’re thinking like ‘hmm that’s enough, let’s go home now’ and then there’s britney in your ear, suddenly it’s simply impossible to not turn around and keep going for a little bit longer

you just don’t say no when the queen tells that you’d better work, bitch

such are the powers of britney

omg you guys why did nobody tell me how incredible zombies, run app is

like this thing has gotten me to actually WALK and WORK OUT and stuff it’s fucking magic is what it is

so, 20km a day, raping the stationary bike, six days a week, not my thing

i think im gonna faint now

possibly die

not sure yet

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miley cyrus is great music for working out cause you just hear that whiny little voice and get so annoyed by that rat-esque little face that you just keep going and going and end up working like twice as hard as usually

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WORKING OUT IS SUCH A BITCH

i think i might die soon

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i’m so bored i’m gonna go work out, see ya later if i don’t like DIE

bye

ps. i hate working out

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155 fake pearls later

MY BACK IS FUCKING KILLING ME

guess this makes up for not working out today!

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