it’s pizza time, motherfuckers
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i should really go to sleep, but…
Bones: Season 2, Episode 4
Serial killer Howard Epps returns as he reaches out from prison in a deadly game involving Bones and Booth.
COME ON i can never resist episodes like this!!!!!!!!
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my mom’s in the other room and she just texted me ‘i can’t sleep’
wait till i make her watch some nice little movie with lots of guns and conspiracies and blood and guts she’s not gonna sleep all night
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i’m gonna start watching the walking dead i’m so excited so so excited
NO SLEEPING TONIGHT
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isn’t it kinda sad that i have thousands of followers and only like 0.085% of you guys talk to me on a somewhat regular basis and are considered friends by me
the rest of you i think are just middle aged sexual predators admiring me from afar but that’s okay i kinda like it
NAP TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
bye y’all i’ll see you later
or talk to you
or whatever
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so we were talking about social skills at school the other day and like having a discussion and this guy goes ‘what about you, girl who wishes she had an ocean, do you think you have good social skills?’ and i went ‘no i hate people’ and they all laughed and the sad part is i think they all actually thought i was joking
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i slept for 12 hours last night and just woke up from a 4 hour nap can i just marry my bed now plz
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"This is how it has always been with me. Give me something good, I’ll destroy it. Love me, I’ll destroy you."
- James Frey, A Million Little Pieces
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i’ll never forgive the idiots at ABC who canceled last resort
I LOVED THAT SHOW WITH PASSION WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU IT WAS PURE GENIUS
ooh and don’t even get me started with partners i mean i spent 9 years of my life with sophia bush and then one tree hill was over and i lost my b davis, i mean i still haven’t been able to watch the last season cause my soul so hurts, but then she got partners and it was like a miracle, this whole new beginning for us, but now, now i’m just…i’m destroyed and HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK I’M GONNA BE ABLE JUST GO ON WITHOUT HER?!??!
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i’m fucking dying in math class somebody save me entertain me
anybody else ever get this unexplainable urge to just break out in a song when you’re strutting down a school corridor and there’s not a soul in sight
it took me about 15 minutes to get into my pants this morning
i really don’t know why people are so crazy about this whole washing your clothes every once in a while -thing
