goooood morning tumblr people
i’m just sitting here eating my yogurt and granola and kiwis (fruits, not the birds), drinking my cappuccino and waiting for the new stuff to get on theoutnet and netaporter so i can pretend to finally be inspired enough to get a job so that i could afford all the clothes and accessories that my heart truly desires.
so what are you guys up to? is anybody even awake yet? it’s only 11AM after all.
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i just got home from a very, very unhealthy dinner with a friend
and now i’m cold and exhausted and i just wanna go to the sauna, and then watch some grey’s anatomy season 6 that i just bought, and eat, and then sleep, and that’s my perfect friday night! how’s yours going?
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so i’m just sitting here catching up on my switched at birth and MOTHERFUCKER emmett what the fuck are you doing?!?!?!??!?!
NO
this is just WRONG
and this is coming from the girl with absolutely no morals
i’m very upset now!
i need some pizza
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i’m turning 20 tomorrow, and even though i absolutely hate birthdays my mom always makes me a cake. so this year i asked for a chocolate cake (for the first time ever, might i add) but every recipe i show her is ‘impossible to make, way too complicated’. yeah sure, inability to cook/bake runs in our family but is it too much to ask for the cake of my dreams ONCE in every 20 years? NO. NO IT IS NOT. i want my fucking cake.
oh life is just full on disappointments!
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Anonymous: you and your mom got drunk and she let you make out with a 50 year old man? what kind of mother is she, and shame on you for being such a drunk slut. honestly, i don't want to be following a blogger like you anymore, such shit >:P
hahaha okay first of all, i’m almost 20 and i don’t think i’ve ever let anybody ‘let’ me do anything. like, ever, in my life. so yeah, my mom is fucking awesome. and yes, i will proudly admit that i do tend to get a little slutty when i’m drunk! you should try it sometimes, it’s fuckloads of fun. no shame whatsoever in that! so just lighten up, get drunk, do something slutty, kiss a 50-year-old guy with an interesting moustache, cross that off your bucket list, whatever. i’m gonna eat my pizza now.
