yes, i am currently dying of boredom so you’re just gonna have to deal with this shit
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I’m a Girl / Boy.
I am a morning person.
I am a perfectionist.
I am an only child.
I am Catholic.
I am currently in my PJs.
I am currently pregnant.
I am currently suffering from a broken heart.
I am left handed.
I am married.
I am addicted to MySpace. Twitter. TUMBLR. Facebook.
I’m shy around the opposite sex.
I bite my nails.
I currently regret something I have done.
When I get mad I curse.
I don’t like anyone.
I enjoy country music.
I enjoy jazz music.
I have a car.
I have a cell phone.
I have a pet.
I have at least one brother or sister.
I have been to another country.
I have been told that I’m smart.
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
I have had a broken bone.
I have changed a lot over the past year.
I have had surgery.
I have killed another person.
I have had my hair cut within the last week.
I have had the cops called on me.
I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn’t.
I have kissed someone of the same gender.
I have mood swings.
I have rejected someone before.
I have seen the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
I have watched Sex and the City.
I like Shakespeare.
I love to cook.
I love Michael Jackson.
I love sleeping.
I love to shop.
I miss someone right now.
I own over 100 CDs.
I own over 100 DVDs.
I own and use a library card.
I practice a religion that is not considered mainstream.
I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
I sleep a lot during the day.
I strongly dislike math.
I think Britney Spears is pretty.
I will try anything once.
I work at a job that I enjoy.
I would classify myself as ghetto.
I can name all seven dwarfs from Snow White.
I am currently wearing socks.
I am tired.
I am currently waiting for someone.
I lost contact with someone.
I hate Miley Cyrus.
I think Party In The USA is catchy.
I’d date Harry Potter.
I am American.
I can name all the past presidents of the United States.
I know who was president before George Bush.
I love pickles.
I need the internet to live.
I prefer vanilla over chocolate.
I watched Star Trek.
I watched all six movies of Star Wars.
I own an Xbox.
I think music is life.
51) What’s irritating you right now?
52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
53) Does somebody love you?
- mommy :)
54) What is your favorite colour?
- light greens and blues
55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
56) Milk chocolate or white chocolate?
57) Do you have trust issues?
58) Mom’s name?
59) Dad’s name?
- dont know, dont care
60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
- with my mom, yes
61) Longest relationship?
- friendship! 16 years with s.
62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
- i dont cry in front of other people. oh well, when tmobile had completely fucked me over and i hadnt slept i kinda cried. in public. the horror! oh and guys, dont trust no bitch - the bitch here being tmobile. never ever getting anywhere near that sad little excuse of a company ever again.
64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
- if youre sane and have a considerably high iq, why would anybody do either?
66) Is this year the best year of your life?
- its a year. like many before. not likely the best.
67) What was your child hood nickname?
- never been that big on nicknames except with s
68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
69) Favorite food?
- anything. ice cream. pizza.
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
- watched sex and the city
72) Did you have a dream last night?
73) What is bothering you?
74) Have you ever been out of state?
- we dont have states
75) Do you play the Wii?
76) Are you listening to music right now?
77) Do you like Chinese food?
78) Do you know your fathers b-day?
79) Are you afraid of the dark?
80) Is cheating ever okay?
- oh sure if you dont get caught?
81) Are you mean?
82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
84) Do you believe in true love?
85) Favorite weather?
- no sun, no rain, no snow, not cold, not hot
86) Do you like the snow?
- its pretty to look at but otherwise its a bitch
87) Does it snow a lot where you live?
- umm, in finland yes, in the uk apparently no
88) Do you like the outside?
- outside what? outside where?
89) Are you currently bored?
90) Do you wanna get married?
91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
- no. its fucking annoying and condescending and makes me wanna punch them in the face
92) Are you hungry?
93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
- i dont know!
94) What makes you happy?
95) Would you change your name?
96) Ever been to Alaska?
- not yet
97) Ever been to Hawaii?
- not yet
98) Do you watch the news?
- well no but i do read perezhilton
99) What’s your zodiac sign?
100) Do you like Subway?
101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
103) Do you talk like your friends?
- haha yeah
104) Why did you decide to do this quiz?
105) Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them?
106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
- i believe that one incredibly smart miss jones once said that women are for friendships and men are for fucking - and i kinda agree with her
107) who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
- roberto, darling!
108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
- i dont do boyfriends. or girlfriends.
109) Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
110) Favorite lyrics right now?
- He waits to hear her say forgive
But she just drops her pearl-black eyes
And prays to hear him say i love you
But he tells no more lies
111) Can you count to million?
- why would i wanna waste my life doing that?
1) Are you really ready for 111 questions?
- im bored. you could give me a 100 more of these and i wouldnt complain
2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
- i dont make mistakes cause im pure perfection. like a birkin bag.
3) Do you miss your last relationship?
- HAHAno, i dont do relationships, you see
4) Who did you last say “I love you” to?
- i dont say i love you
5) Do you regret it?
- no, i think its pretty smart
6) Have you ever been depressed?
- sure have
7) Are you a boy or girl?
- i am a WOMAN, hello?!?!?!?!
8) Are you insecure?
9) What is your relationship status?
- single yay!
10) How do you want to die?
- well since i am such a creature of mystery id like to remain as such when im gone, so an overdose, a car crash, ooh or a plane crash like the day the music died would be something id take into consideration. maybe ill get murdered by the government! or just disappear one day and nobodys ever gonna know what happened to me.
11) What did you last eat?
12) Played any sports?
- ever? sure
13) Do you bite your nails?
- just my cuticles
14) When was your last physical fight?
- sadly, never. god itd be so much fun!
15) Do you have an attitude?
- mhm do i? i dont know
16) Do you like someone?
- i hate people
17) What is your real name?
18) Ever smoked or drinked?
- drank. yes.
19) Are you gonna get high later?
20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
21) Do you miss someone?
22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
- i dont really eat spaghetti but cut i guess
23) Do you tan a lot?
- nope never
24) Have any pets?
25) How exactly are you feeling?
- baby i can make you feel hot hot hot
26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
- ……who hasnt?
27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
28) Would you take any of your exes back?
- dont have any exes babe!
29) Are you scared of spiders?
- nope, i think theyre kinda cute
30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
32) What are your plans for this weekend?
- i should be studying business law, but….
33) Do you want to have kids?
- ugh god no. ill make an awesome godmother though!
34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
- oh yes
35) Do you type fast?
- well ive never timed it…
36) Do you have piercings?
- yes i do
37) Want any more?
38) Can you spell well?
39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
40) What are you craving right now?
41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
42) Have you ever been on a horse?
43) Have you ever broken your leg?
- fractured my ankle while dancing
44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
- not that many pick up trucks around where i live, sadly
45) Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
46) Have you ever been cheated on?
47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
- haha no but ive made boys and girls cry, that counts, right?
48) Are you thinking of someone right now?
49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
- with a friend, yeah sure
50) What should you be doing?
i was really bored….please forgive me
Do you have feelings for anyone?
- no, i’m smart like that
Without saying names, what could you say about the last person you kissed?
- nothing, really
Who was the last person you physically hit?
- i don’t just go around hitting people, even if i sometimes wanted to, so i don’t know
Do you think things will change in the next few months?
Is there someone that knows everything or almost everything about you?
- not really
Have you cried in the last week?
Something you really want right now?
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
How many people can you trust?
Where is the one you want to see the most right now?
- i don’t really wanna see anybody that badly. i like being by myself.
Do you currently have a hickey, if so where?
- i don’t, see i’m not 12 anymore
Will you regret your next kiss?
The person you had the strongest feelings for dies, do you care?
- i never had ‘strong feelings’ for anyone, so no
If Britney Spears came to your town, would you go see her concert?
You never know what you got until you lose it? True or false?
How’s your life lately?
Have you held hands with anybody in the last 3 days?
- no, i don’t really like to hold peoples hands
Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
- haha no, i find it amusing and just a little pathetic
Do you reply to all of your texts?
- not always
You kissed someone last night, didn’t you?
How do you feel about Dr. Pepper?
- i think i’ll just stick to diet coke
Do you go to the tanning bed on a regular basis?
- no, cause i think it’s unhealthy, and i wouldn’t get tan even if i did - the only way im gonna look like a human not a corpse is to use self-tan
What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
- green tea
Do you think you’ve changed over the past year?
Are you wasting your time on someone?
Would you skydive for 400£?
- i’d skydive for nothing!
Is it possible to kiss the last person you kissed?
- well, technically yes, i’m able to move my lips and probably so is he, but i don’t remember the face so i don’t think it’d really work out all that well
What’s the nearest holiday to your birthday?
- valentine’s day i guess
Is the last person you kissed a virgin?
Describe how you feel right now in two words?
- hungry, starved
Has anyone ever made you a promise and broke it?
What color shirt are you wearing?
- oh baby but i’m not wearing a shirt
Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?
- not really
Do you believe that the last person that you kissed cares for you?
- haha no
Would you go out in public looking like you do right now?
- no… i mean yeah, if i just could get a shirt or something
Do you like to cuddle?
- no. freaks the fuck out of me!
Have you ever let someone be your everything?
- no…..WHY WHY WHY would anybody do that? seriously? why?
Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
How far away is the last person you kissed?
- i don’t know
Has anyone told you they were in love with you?
- yes. i ignored it and never talked to them again.
Are your boobs real?
- yes they are. i’d LOVE to get them done though. smaller, that is.
Do you dislike the last person you kissed?
- well i don’t even know him so no, i don’t dislike him, but i can’t say i like him either
Have you ever cleaned up someone elses vomit?
You wake up, all your hair is gone, your first reaction:
- this is just a dream this is just a dream wake up v